ice mike

(noun)Someone who uses frozen human feces, especially their own, for masturbation (female) or sodomy (male or female.)

That chick is a definite ice mike.

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Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.