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When it's cold af and you get an erection
"Bro, last night I got kicked outta my house, It was the middle of winter, and some reason I had a strange ice rocket"
When you shit into a condom, place it in the freezer till frozen solid. Upon removal, proceed to stimulate your partner with the frozen shit filled condom. When finished, leave the poopy popsicle in your partner until it thaws into a nice soupy poopy mess. This tends to be rather common place in homosexual activity.
Dom: Man, my ass is tired from last night!
Me: Why is that Dom?
Dom: Because Gayme gave me the wildest Norwegin Ice Rocket of my life!
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Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.
"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
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The practice when someone shoves ice cube up there ass specifically Venezuelan and keeps the ice cold. When the person has to shit it will come out of there ass and raise them from the ground
Pabloto:Dude i just did a Venezuelan ice rocket and it felt amazing
Rick:please get help