Icys man

Lasse, is the sexiest, funniest, coolest guy anyone has ever seen. He is the perfect soccer boy for a guy like Icy and has a huge collection of birds and parrots. Did I mention how sexy he is? He also has a HUGE backyard, and huge is a common theme with this guy!!! He’s super hot and taught icy how to play baseball and soccer.

Icy: *sees Lasse*
Also Icy: *Feels heart warming at the sight of the purest human ever*
Everybody: “Icys man is so hot”
Icy again: “yup Lasse is the best”