Iefan

Though often confused with the iPhone, Iefan is actually a guy. Pretty much the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's a hard core rock star and a smooth pimp. He'll always have your back and will safe guard you against the inevitability of douche bags in mass numbers. He offers sound advice and would never jeopardize a mission. If you could have only one person as your back up, he'd be the one to take.

Person A: Dude, Iefan totally pulled my ass out of a jam today.

Person B: Do they have those at the apple store?

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