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people who smoke too much marijuana get paranoid. they start to worry about being 'in the eyes'.
dopehead 1: shit, we can't blaze up another L here, we're in the eyes. i'm sure we'll get busted.
dopehead 2: just shut up and light it.
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If you're not an idiot, you'd know that "eye for an eye" means, if you fuck someone up, we'll fuck you up too. First coined by Hammurabi back in ancient Mesopotamia times, although I'm sure he didn't quite put it that way.
When John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, then got killed in a barn in Virginia, that's an eye for an eye.
When Nathan Gale shot that dimebag Darrel, then got tracked down and killed, that's an eye for an eye.
When you give me AIDS after sex, then I track you down and stab the shit out of you, that's an eye for an eye.
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Are you eye to eye with me you one-eyed, peg-legged, toothless, frech-whore midgit bitch?
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Colloquial, form of eye crap, the crusy and/or gooey jism that forms in the corner(s) of your eye(s) overnight, at least some times. Not often, but usually after a wild evening. Can be dangerous to rub upon awakeining, you can scratch your cornea. A close relative of mehmeh
I woke up with a serious case of eye-eye. I'm going to knit some mehmeh stockings and make some eye-eye cookies.
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This phrase can have one of 3 meanings the Metaphorical sense: meaning one aggressive or harmful action commited against a person is moraly equal to that person commiting an aggressive or harmful action towords against his or her aggressor. The other meaning is the Entirely Literal sense of the phrase: in which one person has there eye taken by an other and so then takes that persons eye as retribution. There is also the Half Metaphorical meaning: which is one action that is aggressive or harmful towords a person or a body of people makes it moraly acceptable to take that aggressors eye as retribution
"Thouse barbarians have raped all of the virgins of our village so we must go over to their all-male camp and rape them because that is the way of an Eye for an Eye"
"Oww!! holy shit!! that guy just took my eye, what the hell!! I'm gonna take his eye because that's fair, its an eye for an eye!"
"I can't belive you just stole my last rolo Skippy!, that's it I'm taking your eye, *struggle* Bloody hold still!! *gauge* *pop* There we go. An eye for an eye skippy."
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if a girl decides to squirt on you, you have the right to squirt back.
once i was eating out my girl and when she climaxed she ended up spilling out her juices all over my face nearly blinding me. Then I looked at her and said, "eye for an eye right?"
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