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In the future...

Step up and play In the future...

In the future...

Men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!

Coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!

by Future's so bright I gotta wear shades! March 18, 2005

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

Marijuana will still be illegal...

by Observer March 19, 2005

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.

Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

by Step up and play: Into the future... March 18, 2005

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


the future

Something that isn't and never shall be, a time for students to do homework and chores, and the period of time Marty McFly and Doc Brown travelled to in a DeLorean.

*I said I'd do it later mom
*What time later!!!!
*I dunno. Sometime in the future I guess
***********************************************

by puzzling trials February 26, 2018


future

What people who go to the University of Oklahoma have to sacrifice in order to attend the college and become an ou tard. Once you attend OU aka TardU, you basically have no future and will be a complete failure in life because everyone shares tard DNA instead of OUDNA.

Norman "Nick" goes to OU but I think he's too stupid to realize that he no longer has a bright future.

by TurnM3Up December 7, 2019

224πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Future

A man who doesn’t simp for no bitch if a man does this he is considered a king

Woah sometimes Jotaro doesn’t simp for no bitch doesn’t that make him a future

by I will make a trending word August 1, 2020

74πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Futureal

Something so out of ordinary that it seems unreal and of a future time period.

An amazing Iron Maiden song.

That computer is futureal

What is real? Futureal!

by The wicker hombre August 4, 2011