incognito jay

Someone who's never in their office or answers the phone. Walks about frantically with no direction. Forgets frequently missions and tasks. Incapable of handling multiple tasks at one time. Generally a space cadet. May randomly whip his hair around like he's a model.

Employee: Where the fuck is Incognito Jay?
Other employee: Probably doing a fat rail in the bathroom.

Employee: Where the fuck is incognito jay?
Other employee: Probably on autotrader.com