Income Support

Money given to people without work that DO posess a house. This therefore means tramps are NOT on income support. It is meant to be spent on food and clothing, but an ACTUAL SIENTIFIC STUDY shows that 73% of people on income support buy cigerettes. (No offence if you don't!)
NB) NO offence was meant with this definition.

Income Support Guy: 10 Malbero's, please.
Cashier: That will be £2.71 then sir.
Income Support Guy: Erm, *fiddles around in pocket* just take it outa ma book! *Produces income support book*