Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

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