index finger

the finger that is mostly used, here are some uses for it.
1. Picking ur nose
2. used to point at someone
3. used to POKE someone cough cough sam lol.
4. to wave a no no to someone.
5. to mention someone to come near u
6. to itch a body part on ur body
7. used to scratch ur head when ur thinking
8. this finger is the one people usually bite on or chew on
9. to instruct a person or people

1. ew ur picking ur nose!
2. aw, your in trouble!
3. ow...wtf? STOP POKING ME!
4. thats not a good thing to do, thats a no no
5. come here hot stuff...
6. u no, my nose really itchs
7. now, 1+1= hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
8. yum yum yum

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index finger

A finger yes a finger nothing else
What did you expect

This is my index finger

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index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating

I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount

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Index Finger Up

This is when you lift your ugly ass index finger up to let people know your about to let one out, they may not know this and be startled by the disgusting smell.

John : **Lifts finger up**
Victim : ? U tellin me to wait? *Smells fart* Oh my god what’s that smell??
John : I don’t know *Turns around and giggles like a bitch*
Note : Index Finger Up is the action not the word.

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pinky + middle finger and index finger

When someone holds just a pinky, middle finger and index finger, it means he is short (that's why pinky), idiot (that's why middle finger), and he is POINTless (that's why index finger)

Meowbahh's fan was holds a pinky + middle finger and index finger (Meowbahh's fan should be deleted from Earth)

pinky, middle and index finger up

This means they are a sad gay loner, with a hairy shit covered cum stained taint you don’t want to associate yourself with. The person that does this pose gets 0 bitches and will probably die a virgin. Being drunk is not a valid excuse.

Girl 1: look at this photo isn’t he cute

Girl 2: ye but look he’s only holding his pinky, middle and index finger up

Both: *proceed to projectile vomit followed by deleting the photo and ghosting him for the rest of eternity*

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holding up pinky and index finger

you’re loyal to one person

i love holding up pinky and index finger.

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