Indian Food

The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness compacted into a country. Food there is made with innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.

Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.

> Chuck Norris learnt how to Roundhouse kick only after eating Indian food.

> Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.

> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.

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Indian Food

When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.

Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.

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indian food

When something smells ridiculously bad.

Did you guys catch a wif of that last fart, it was indian food man.

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indian street food

The most disgusting shit you can eat on the streets of India. It's filled with salmonella and fuck knows what.

Speaker 1: "Do you wanna get some indian street food?"
Speaker 2: "Are you fucking dumb bruv?"

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Indian Food People

Descriptive word for how Indian people smell. Derived from BOSTON.

You know how they smell, the Indian food people?

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