Indian Rub

Much like an Indian burn, it is an excess amount of twisting and turning of the hands upon the penis in attempts of its ejaculation. This type of hand job is the least desirable of all the hand jobs. It incorporates the raising of the elbows and shoulders, and the thrusting of the head.

Zach- Hey Jorge, how's your day?

Jorge- Pretty shitty. My orphanage just burned down.

Zach- Yeah man, same here. I got a nasty indian rub by my girl last night.

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Reverse French Indian Dick Rub

When an indian man rubs your penis raw then drips french wine in your asshole.

Hey man I heard that Raj gave you a Reverse French Indian Dick Rub.

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Indian Cat Rub

Choosing to rub a cat exclusively with your left hand, reserving the right hand for touching everything else. Mainly useful for people avoiding allergies.

You're allergic to cats? Try out the indian cat rub!