Indirect Dick Slap

When someone touches your dick, then, moments later, slaps you in the face with the same hand that touched your dick. Usually given by a PMSing chick.

Guy1: "Hey dude did you get to bone Maria last night?"

Guy2: "Nah dude. She started to give me a handjob but then slapped me and called me a manwhore."

Guy3: "Looks like you got an Indirect Dick Slap!!!"

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