Instant Bacon

The coolest bitch on the dp servers. He likes bacon flavored mints, vodka and bacon scented incense. Bacon bits are his favorite snacks and he likes them on demand. He has been known to nom on bacon right out of the package, hence instant bacon.

"Dude you ever play with instant bacon, i heard he's pretty damn good"

"Why the fuck would i play with my food"

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