Insurance Girl

A girl that you flirt with, but don't full on flirt with while you have a girlfriend. This is just in case something takes a wrong turn with your current girlfriend you have another girl to move on to.

Alex: Things with Jade and I are ok, but I don't see it lasting too much longer.

Hassan: It's all good bro, you have an insurance girl right?

Alex: Yeah, Casey.

Girl Insurance

A social or informal practice where a group of girls collectively discuss and potentially exaggerate an event that didn't go in one girl's favor, with the aim of depreciating the other parties values and worth in hopes of making them be hated, or seen as a disturbance by others.

One evening, Isabella and her four friends convened in her living room, the atmosphere tinged with a mixture of empathy and concern. Isabella shared her emotional turmoil over the recent breakup, recounting the events leading to the dissolution of her relationship. Her friends, keenly attuned to her feelings, engaged in discussions that gradually integrated elements of 'Girl Insurance.'

Within the context of these conversations, facts regarding the breakup were interwoven with strategic exaggerations, tactfully crafting a narrative that depicted Isabella's former partner in a less favorable light. The focus subtly shifted towards underscoring perceived shortcomings and inconsistencies in the partner's character and values.

Through the artful engagement of 'Girl Insurance,' Sarah, Jessica, and Mia endeavored to subtly depreciate Isabella's former partner's values and worth within the collective perception. The calculated intent was to evoke a sentiment that bordered on aversion among their social circle, fostering an environment in which Isabella's former partner's actions were viewed as discordant with shared values and norms.