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International Sneeze Day

may 17th, 2023
sneeze at 12:00 EST becuz y not

"I sneezed on international sneeze day yay"

by Uremomzgae May 13, 2023


International Sneeze Day

International sneeze day is an international experiment created by the North Korean government on May 17, 12:00 eastern daylight saving time. The experience was originally proposed on January third, 2023 as test for the effect it would have on earth’s core. Some say the test is flawed, because there is no way of knowing how many people worldwide actually participate. Therefore, for results to be anywhere close to accurate, nearly every person would have to sneeze simultaneously. To promote this, the Canadian, United States, Brazilian, Mexican, Chinese, Russian, and other governments deployed a plan of how to spread the word through apps such as “TikTok” and “Twitter” using bots and payed celebrity ads.

“I’m so excited for international sneeze day!” Said bob the senile man

by Uremomzgae May 12, 2023