Internet Jockey

One who uses the internet to complete the every task they have faced in life since the internet has become so trendy.

Joe: I need to fix this plumbing problem in my house.

John: I've got the internet I'll find out what needs to be done to fix the problem.

Joe: Thanks, I always knew having an internet jockey like you as a friend would prove useful someday.

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