Intown Wooly-booger

A young yuppie male who sports a full beard, ungroomed bushy hair, carries a backpack, wears hiking apparel, and many long scarves...even in the summer. You will find this male breed deep in the heart of major cities, drinking starbucks and texting on iphones.

Dude 1: Hey, gimme a dollar so I can give it to that homeless guy....

Dude 2: Screw you, he ain't homeless, he's just an intown wooly-booger wearing LL Bean...

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