The iPhone that looks like a fidget spinner
The iphone 11 used to flex on you shitty friends
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Apple's latest cash grab and first cell division model. Supercedes the Iphone X and can magically turn any human being into a professional photographer.
Employee: "Here's your iPhone 11."
Customer: "Thanks! I can't wait to learn about mitosis!"
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A phone that looks like something from Area 51.
That Iphone 11 Pro looks like an alien.
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An Alternate to a four burner stove
The stove was dirty, so Johnny used an Iphone 11 pro to cook his chicken.
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The 13hundred dollar Iphone X clone with a third camera that dose not change the picture and still records at 4k 60fps with only a still for 7 years a 60Hz display. Still has the CPU of a 70 year olds sperm count and has a Gpu of Patrick's Brain.
Mike: YO Tj and James whats up look what i just got
Tj: Is that the Iphone 11 Pro?
James: Yes the hell it is
Tj: TF is wrong with you switching from the Iphone X to 11
Mike: You guys are just tight that my phone is better than yours in every way shape and form
Tj: *smaks Iphone 11 With case on the floor*
Tj: My falt
Mike: Noooo
Iphone 11: *Shaters*
James: He dead ass thought his Iphone was Better Than Ours
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A phone that has gone too far. Another word for this is "rip off".
"The IPhone 11 Pro Max is just the start"
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The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if itβs oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHNβS NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAMEβ nvm.
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