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A nice ass town in Massachusetts in which there are very little Cool Teen Hangouts like a Denny's or Mall, resulting in a youth population that participates in very few group activities other than smoking weed, going to Marty's Donut Land at 2AM, or bitching about the lack of things to do in Ipswich.
Older working residents of the town are either grating townies that listen to nothing but shitty classic rock on WZLX or liberals that drive hybrid cars, put their groceries in NPR tote bags, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring poorly-designed colonial homes. Though a sizeable segment of the youth population works, their income is generally disposable, resulting in a largely weed-based local economy.
Highlights of this town include Crane's Beach (one of the nicest on the East Coast), the trails in Bradley Palmer State Park, several open spaces with expansive views of Great Neck, and Pavillion Beach. Ipswich is within biking distance of several other bucolic North Shore coastal towns such as Gloucester, Manchester, and Essex. However, enjoying these things generally requires waking up and gathering your friends before 10AM, which is Hard.
God damnit! There's nothing to in Ipswich but smoke weed! Hey, want to take my mom's Prius down to Pavillion and smoke a bowl? She just gave me my allowance so we could totally buy some. Do you know anyone who sells weed?
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the very shitty suffolk town filled with old people and chavs who smoke 75 fags a day and apply so much makeup you cannot tell their race
“i want to die”.
“hey why don’t you go to Ipswich, you’ll probably get stabbed”.
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Boring town in Suffolk, England where I happen to live.
Whenever I step out my front door (about once a week), I see Ipswich everywhere!
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An obscure town on the northern coast of Massachusetts with nothing to do in it which means everyone just smokes a bunch of weed and gets smashed all the time... works for me.
Ipswich is a way cool place to be
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A place somewhere in Suffolk, England where all that planets toxic waste is supposedly stored. Can be smelt for a 1000 mile radius. Mutants dwell within its realms.
Synonym for dump.
"I can smell Ipswich from Norfolk."
"Wana go to Ipswich today?"
"Dunno, wana jump off a cliff?"
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There is an Ipswich in England, Australia and America.
Ile define the closest one to me;
Ipswich - A larger town in the central area of Suffolk, England. A nice town with a great reputation and is continuingly becoming a better community.
With nice views like the Orwel Bridge and nice country side and a great town.
Ipswich is a lovely town in England!
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