Irish Bulldozer

When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.

Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child

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Irish Bulldozer

A sex move in which the man is drinking a guinness in one hand, in the manner of the Irish, and giving it to his wife from behind, with his other arm around her stomach, when their children burst in and she screams and tries to get them to leave, but the man buckles down, grips her tight, and without withdrawing charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.

Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child.

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