The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.
Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.
3π 20π
Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only
Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: donβt worry mate, Iβm not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit
1π 11π