Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.

Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!

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