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Most beautiful gray eyes ever invented in Detroit.
I was walking outside the bar and I totally got shot down by a girl with irish eyes
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Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun
Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...
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It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.
One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!
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