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When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
ewww.... there is a ball hair in my mouth, there must have been an Irish Tea Party last night.
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Dark colored tea, most Irish people have had it before. Has quite a bit of caffeine.
Girl: My favorite drink is black Irish tea.
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The Irish tea-party is a sexual act where a male shoves minty mentos in a condom until it is full and preceeds to shove it into a woman's asshole and pour diet Pepsi into the condom, which causes her asshole to explode in a
furious rage.
Johnny: Dude, yesterday I gave Jennifer an irish tea-party...
Mark: No way, Does her butthole still work?
Johnny:Nah bro, that shit got fucked up
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Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
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Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.
My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.
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When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.
That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.