Iron Woman

Command woman to iron clothes

Husband:"when the heck are ya gonna iron these shirts?"
Wife:"when you stop drinking booze!"
Husband:"Iron Woman, or so help me god"

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Iron Range Woman

Indigenous to northeastern Minnesota, refers to a woman who has ice in her veins and fire in her soul. They are an independent woman that loves hard and takes care of all business, even harder. These women were raised by iron ore miners, mechanics and outdoorsmen. These are women who can chug any alcoholic beverage faster than your Uncle Chuck and always goes for another. This type of woman can out drink you, your brother, your Dad, your Cousin Chris and still get up in the morning to shovel snow. These women are not to be tested. They can change their own tires, oil, brakes, batteries and have jumper cables in their back pockets. If you mouth-off, you’ll get slammed hard and put in your place even harder, with no apologies. These Iron Ranger females are every man’s dream and nightmare. You gotta be a special kind of man to handle these fiery, fierce and take-no-shit type of women.

Look at her shotgun that beer! Hand her a wrench! You can tell that chick’s an Iron Range Woman!