ironic mustache

generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one's friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person's "look".

Jameson: Dude...Steve looks pretty gross these days. I don't think he's washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
Marc: No doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn't helping.

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Ironic Mustache

Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...

Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"

Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"

See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.

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