Island Crows

The 'Island crows', also just 'the crows', or 'they crows', is the name given locally to The Island Independents, a political party on the Isle of Wight, which is a small island off the south coast of England famous for inbreeding and Queen Victoria having had a holiday home there.

They are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that's where the trouble starts.

Island resident: Those bloody Island crows they were elected on committee governance and when voted in abandoned that promise.

Island resident's cousins: Darn crows, zed ut jest for the zoozay the despurd whiffling wastrils

Island resident: What?

Island resident's cousins: fellur urd be stark-steyrun mad to vote for they crows

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