Issac Macdonnell

Issac “bastard child” Macdonell, also known as ‘my eyes are red’, ‘Bob cut’, ‘Edna mode’, ‘Mr O’Hare’, ‘I don’t wanna die a virgin’ and many other aliases is a disgusting display of humanity that was unsuccessfully aborted and therefore was born on October/November 2009. He is an abuser ‘surpringly’, victim blames whilst playing the victim and has cult like friendgroups, none of which that really like him.

Issac is a wildly unpopular individual (even amongst his own friends). According to his ex boyfriend he fakes knowing how to play the guitar and has an odd obsession with old men, the point of his grandfather’s age.

Although he texts actively and unnecessarily in group chats, it’s unclear as of yet and still speculated how he gets electricity in the sewers systems.

It’s highly suspected that Issac has an extra chromosome, as he actively seeks attention, fakes German heritage and anger issues although all it takes is a kick to the shin and he’s crying and running home.

Fittingly he is a child of divorce.

He has been caught hitting his ex boyfriend in front of his friendgroups, tracing sexual art of nude men and priests from his favourite band Ghost, faking anger issues, created drama to get upset about, and can’t keep a friend group of actual friends for the life of him.

Many other things that can be named off of the top of my head as I’m writing this that his troglodyte did is fake many s/a experiences that simply don’t happen, as he tells him in a cartoonish manner.

Dude I just talked to Issac Macdonnell.

Jesus! Are you okay, did he give you rabies? Do we have to put you down?