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A Phrase used to point out people have just stated the obvious.
Comes from the film "Harry Potter And The Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone" when an Owl Delivers a Broom-shaped package and when opened Ron Exclaims "Its a Broomstick!"
Guy 1: Ahhh well it's dark.
Guy 2: It's a Broomstick!
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A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test
My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.
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A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.
It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.
The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.
Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.
v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)
My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.
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A magical flying broom that Harry Potter uses to play Quidditch.
Harry got a Nimbus 2000 broomstick because he was the youngest seeker at Hogwarts in a century.
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The act of screwing someone over. Likened to being 'brutally penetrated by a broomstick.' Other variations of the word are 'Broomsticked', which is the past tense verb, and 'broomstick', the present tense verb.
"WHAT!?!? No more coffee? Why don't you just bend me over and broomstick me?!!"
You: "I just spat in her face while she was sleeping, and then left a hot pocket in her parents couch.
Friend: "Wow. That sounds like a horrible case of broomsticking."
You: "My boss dumped a load of files on my desk, and told me if they weren't done by tomorrow, i'm not only fired, but he's gonna wipe his ass with my last paycheck."
Friend: "Whoa. Broomsticked."
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The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.
During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.
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