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It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

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touch me here

Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.

The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.

It's a very simple game, as you can see.

Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?

Person Two: Sure! How do you play?

Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.

Person Two: That sounds fun.

by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014


sent me here

a thing where you link through to something (youtube, a blog, and article etc..) and you see someone has recently left a message "xxxx...sent me here" or "im here because of...xxxx"

charlie brookere sent me here

by somebodywhousestheinternet May 30, 2011

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I'm a celebrity get me out of here

Cynical television programming, whereby producers starve a disparate bunch of people in a jungle & subject the to torture (for the publics "entertainment").

Instead of criminals they victimise people who used to be on the telly, and who need a career boost. To that end the phrase should really be - I'm a celebrity WHEN I get out of here (for 5 minutes).

Ohh great another series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here - no point even switching on the TV until after Christmas

Ooohhh look, breakfast television is dragging out I'm a celebrity..... every morning, again!

by lucid_entity November 23, 2004

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i'm a celebrity ket me out of here

urban myth has it that if you shout this 'i'm a celebrity ket me out of here' loud enough while in a k-hole you will automatically be released from it's grip. It takes its name from i'm a celebrity get me out of here where celebrities shout the same thing to get out of doing tasks.

man this k-hole is sucking me in further than I ever imagined it would, I need to get out of here and fast.

"I'M A CELEBRITY KET ME OUT OF HERE"

and i'm back to reality....

by TIN Laden December 8, 2010

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look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side

person speaking wayy to nice to you but they were just talking bad about you infront of your face without them knowing

she was just being too mean oh thats like look at me from here while i yell at you from the other side

by kyliehatesmilye February 27, 2022

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Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

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