It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

all lamp, no shade

a more effective way of saying you aren't throwing shade.

Katie: Hey Izzy, I really think you should look into getting a therapist
Izzy: ?!?
Katie: All lamp, no shade.