it's not a tumor

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

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tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

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Tumors

A word used to say how angry you are, made popular by the fanfiction FaCe ThE StRaNge

"He was so angry.... he was tumors...."

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tumor

a group of cancerous cells that forms naturally in the body, like steroids

Tumors are not caused by carcinogens

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tumor

It's not a tumor

"It's not a TOOMAH (tumor) " - Arnold Swartzenager in 'Kindergarten Cop'

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the tumor

the act of pulling your balls out through your open fly and squeezing them so they turn shiny and purple while simultaneously getting someone to look at it.

As i showed her the tumor laughing uncontrollably, i yelled look at this shit.

tumor

1.) An unbelievably annoying person that is so hard to be around. No one can stand this person for more than 30 seconds.

2.)A swelling of a part of the body, generally without inflammation, caused by an abnormal growth of tissue, whether benign or malignant.

1.) "Man, Sean is being a total tumor right now."

2.)"Turns out Sean actually had a tumor, he's in the hospital now."

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