Italian Abortion

When you knock up a girl and don't want to pay for a clinical abortion, so you simply push her down a flight of stairs.

I took a girl home from The Lodge. We didn't have a condom, so I pulled a, "Magic Hat." I got a text from her a month later and went over to her apartment to, "talk." to her. She told me she was pregnant and it was mine. I walked out to her lobby with her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. She was no longer pregnant. "Italian Abortion," really worked!

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