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Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.

Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch

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v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.

Can you itch my back?

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A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

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1. ITCH(n): a generic term for a persistent need , that needs scratching(satisfying of the need)
2. ITCH(n): STD/VD with itching as a major symptom (eg crabs, scabies)

1. I got the itch real bad, I need to hire some whore to scratch it if my wife don't start putting out.
2. Well, I picked up a skanky ho, not good, she gave me the itch!

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Nice name for calling some one a bitch.

I said to my best friend, Cassie, "you are an itch"

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cloth seats in a car.

Jimmy is cheap. He refused to spend an extra $50 to outfit his new Ferrari with leather seats. Now they're itch and we're always scratching.

"No itch, strictly leather." - Big Tymers

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v. to scratch. Comes from what you do when a bodypart takes the literal meaning of the word. Commonly used with the genitalia, due to crabs.

I had to step back and itch my nuts.

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