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In a battle of wit during discussion on public forums, message boards, fb groups.. etc. an Ivanism is considered to be a truly weak response of the highest degree. A weak and unbalanced retort in which extreme cases of butthurt are revealed. An Ivanism is also known as a euphemism to the expression "foot in mouth" which in many cases may come back to haunt person (who in lost train of thought or just out of plain stupidity blurts out said Ivanism) at a later time, even much later.
Some Ivanisms are so epic in content that they warrant being saved and stored for future/educational purposes.
Littledick: Your newest entry attempt on UD does not embarrass me in the slightest, and to prove my point I will be sure to look it up and click on "DO NOT PUBLISH" for "I am a Senior Urban Dictionary Editor, that means I am God.... bow before me!"
Bigdick: I may not get my entry accepted into Urban Dictionary, but you have just given me this most precious moment for which I am eternally grateful. You not only gave me the perfect example for my newest entry, but your latest shriek has got to be your greatest Ivanism yet.
Thank you, Mr. Senior Editor @ Urban Dictionary, your inspiration is greatly appreciated and I have decided to give it another shot.
Sincerely, Bigdick
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The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Wow. This is a great party! Look around there's so many Ivans here.
What is it about Ivan that i just want to sit on his face?
Ivans so funny. I wish he was mine.
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Ivan is a dude who can clap with his balls
Mozart ends a piano solo
Ivan: "claps with balls"
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Ivan is a name usually given to a male. The name in translation always resembles a term such as the following: Chosen One, Valiant, Loving, Honorable, Modest, Caring, Compassionate, Faithful, Keeper of Secrets, Sexy, etc... The name has been in use for centuries and continues to be assigned to those only worthy of the title. May we all look to Ivan as an example.
Valiant Keeper Sexy Modest Chosen One Loving Caring Ivan Compassionate Male
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He's Bruce Lee's long lost son, Chuck Norris is normally under his command, He is who bring balance to the force, and the one who holds the universe in his hands. He is the Chose One.
Ivan is The Chosen One
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