Ivan Toney

A 25 year old footballer known as the best striker in the history of the EFL. Fresh from an extraordinary season, Toney is England’s expected number 9 for this summer’s European Championships, replacing serial bottler Harry Kane.

Ivan Toney was just unstoppable today

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Ivan Toney Effect

When a game is not going well for one team but a late substitution drastically improves the performance of that team (based on vibes alone). Based on the Euros 2024 England-Slovakia round-of-16 game - Ivan Toney came on for England at the last minute when England were losing to Slovakia. England went on to score two goals, progressing to the quarter finals.

Thank god he was substituted on, that's the Ivan Toney Effect.