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Izrael is a cool tall mf who flirts with everyone and carry’s 11 once’s of marajoewana with him everywhere and says the most random funny ass things
Look guys he looks like an IZRAEL!
Very small, attractive male. Definitely Jewish. Dresses well enough to have potential for Vogue modelling. Always marries catholic women. Might be a hipster...
Catholic Woman: "Izrael, are we going to celebrate Hanukkah or Christmas this year?"
Izrael *polishing his oxfords and listening to The Avett Brothers on vinyl*: "Whatever we do, it'll be on our second boat."
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Is a very cool guy, likes sport is taller than everybody else and is smarter than most people. Also very big (his pen*s). And he is the fastest man on earth and in the whole entire galaxy.
Person 1: hey whats that in your pants?
Izrael: Its my big Peni*
Izrael is an overall amazing person. Her detective skills and smarts are out of this world and its almost impossible to keep anything from her. Despite her being so smart, she's the funniest girl you'll ever meet and will make you laugh till you can't breathe anymore. she is just so beautiful and such a fun person to be around. she is such a trustworthy person that makes the bestest bestfriend and the bestest girlfriend.
I need Izrael in my life. <33