j wood

to get a huge erection while playing video games

"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"

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J Wood

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me

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'Dirty J-Wood'

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

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