jack fart

When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.

Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.

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tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay

I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"

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Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.

I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.

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jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit

*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!