Jam Toes

Some one who keeps putting their foot in things but doesn't mean too.

Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(

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toe jam

That grey-brown shit that accumulates between your toes. Primarily composed of dead skin cells, sock fluff and sweat.

"You eat your toe jam? No. No. That's way to disgusting."

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toe jamming

Also known as TBF (Toe bumfuck), it is the sexual technique whereby one fucks someone in the ass with their toe.

"Last night, I was drunk and walking down Yonge street, and I went into an alleyway to puke. There was a naked hobo passed out there!"
"Did you puke on him?"
"No, I toe-jammed that motherfucker"
"Dude, wtf."

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Toe Jam

An insulting reference to someone affiliated with the University of Southern California (also known as the "University of Second Choice" or the "University of Spoiled Children." The mascot of the University is one Thomas the Trojan, also known as Tommy Trojan. Thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic institution, the University of California at Los Angeles.

Did you SEE those Toe Jams crying all over their Cardinal and Gold jammies after Stanford spanked them?

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toe jam

the build up of sock lint that is mixed with toe sweat usually found in between the toes and tastes like chicken. sometimes greenish-grey color.

Did you pick your toe jam before you went to bed last night?

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Toe Jam

sweaty and sticky build up of fungus and dead skin in between may also result in a rash

Damn that trollop Kiralee had some nasty toe jam

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toe jam

the tiny treats that accumulate between the toes of attractive female feet

"I enjoy eating the tasty toe jam I find between DragonLily's toes at the end of the day."

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