japanese torpedo

A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.

Tony: I got my bitch with the japanese torpedo!
Adam: Bet she never knew what hit her.

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JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

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Japanese Torpedo

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.

Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.