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The expression comes from the JCB company, a UK-based manufacturer of heavy equipment founded by Joseph Cyril Bamford in 1945. It's like saying, "You'd need a bulldozer to dig yourself out of this."
From Ian Rankin's "Resurrection Men," an Inspector Rebus novel, Chapter 16:
"Fuck me?" Claverhouse was shaking his head. "You've got it all wrong, Rebus. It's you the boys in Barlinnie will be telling to bend over. Because if I can tie you to Cafferty and his operation, so help me I'll send you so far down they'll need a JCB to find you."
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when a person is cornered and needs to be metaphorically "dug out" of a situation
You need a JCB to get out of this
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JCB is a abbreviation of the name Jacob it is one of the best nicknames in the game
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A posh school, full of not so posh briefcase wankers that wear the longest fucking shit flickers you’ve ever seen.
Jcb academy building engineers and business leaders of the future
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"JCB starter buttons" - A woman's nipples resembling the control to start the engine on a vehicle manufactured by JCB
*Exclamations emitting from a building site probably around the Toombridge/Limavady area of Ireland* 'Look at thon!' ..'Aye JCB starter buttons sir'
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used in rural Ireland to describe a woman's nipples if large
she has nipples on her like JCB starter buttons
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this is what you type when you have a stroke on your keyboard this is some retarded bullshit
,hvwe.krjhsuc.dy,qideu, vgcajhrbclajhdjcvad,vacsf,jcb,wejfvrhc,wekufvrc,jehf was having a stroke
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