JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.

Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.

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