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when a jerk gets voted of a reality show
Man that celebrity apprentice when Donald Trump jerked-off Garry Busey was a real great watch.
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When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion
Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
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Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!
Nate is currently jerking off.
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something to do on yo spare time
fuck ima jerk offcock tonight 8====D*
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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
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The Barbadian term for masturbating.
You were jerking off this morning.
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