Jersey Shore PA

A small town located in north central Pennsylvania surrounded by cow shit, cornfields, and murderous flocks of pigeons. Jersey Shore PA also offers a abundant amount of activities and sports including fishing, hunting,possum stomping, porcupine beating, and truck sluting. Gothics, wannabes, wiggers, are not excepted by the community. Black people,are accepted by everyone as long as they are more white than black. Individuals who wear carolinas, chew Copenhagen, and have sex with truck sluts are often the majority of the population.

When I get lonely I often drive my big jacked up Cummins through Jersey Shore PA in means of picking up a 16 year old truck slut who I will have sex with and never speak to you again.

TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA

Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.

Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.

NEXT MORNING........

Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.

2 HOURS LATER. ...

Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.

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