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To return attention to ones self by thinking up a problem/illness/whatever else to essentially one up your friend who may have just explained a problem they are having. It's extremely piss irritating attention seeking behaviour. You then text another friend to let them know that person is pulling a jexi (include lots of eye rolling emojis)
Friend 1: 'Dude I have a splinter'
Friend 2:'Yeah but I have a cut and I'm pretty sure my arm is gonna fall off'
Friend 1 text to a different friend: 'Mate she totally pulled a jexi and there's nothing wrong with her'
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a jexi is a girl who is cute, short, and has huge ass lips. She has a lot of friends and is loved by a lot of people. A jexi usually plays sports like volleyball and is popular. She is rich and loves to “accidentally” flex what she has. She likes attention and always snaps pictures of herself while thinking she’s pretty
boy 1: “ hey that’s jexi over there”
Boy 2: “oh damn she’s fine af”
girl 1: “eww I hate that bitch”
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when you try to mac on the girl of you dreams and end up ejaculating in your pants. leaving a giant wet mark that runs down your leg, onto your crusty shoes forming a lake of jizz around your feet
erin: hey evan
evan: hi.... ohh ohh no..
erin: whats wrong?
evan: uhh nothing..
erin: OMG!! you are so fucking weird!
evan: whateva im just goin jexy style
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The little baby hairs around your face that can’t be tamed
Dang my bloody Jexi’s are wild today
A movie that involves pornography
Porn. Porn is a girl's dick. (They have no dick. It's where their "dick" would go) (Jexi)