JJ Daddicles

JJ Daddicles is Monotheist God on the weekends and holiday weekdays (but not Christmas on a leap year) he is the god of amputees, birds, diamonds, dads, laying babies, eggs, people who do bad things, children, raising eyebrows, adoption, prostitutes, making people have feathers on Monday, nakedness, not having feathers, strip poles, capitalization, weekends, concrete, and just generally not being very good.

He is the pope on the weekdays.

My bird just laid her egg finally! Thank JJ Daddicles!