July 13th

If you are born on this date, it means that your pp is so big

Girl1: i think that david have such a big pp
Girl2: i bet that he was born on July 13th

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July 13th

This day is national partner day. This means you spend as much time with your partner no matter the cost wether it be hugging kissing or even fucking. If you celebrate this day with your partner you will forever be together

Man- Hey babe today’s July 13th
Women- omg no way 🥰🥰

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July 13th

The day this crazy motherfucker was born, so crazy that they share a birthday with julias ceaser.

when were you born nikka?
July 13th .......
nikka thats when ceasar was born.

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July 13th

Boys in crop top day

This day you can be a boy and wear a crop top without anyone judging you.

-Hey dude why are you wearing a crop top?
-Cause it's July 13th!

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July 13th

If you were born on July 13th, u a crazy son of a bitch. U gon end up in jail locked up forever. No one gon help u because u so weird.

Goo goo ga ga was born on July 13th
*calls police*

HELLO? We have a psychopath on the loose

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July 13th

July 13th is national give you're bestfriend a gift that they always wanted

Girl 1: Here I got you this!
Girl 2: why? It's not even my birthday

Girl 1: I know it's not you're Birthday but, it July 13th!

July 13th

National girlfriend day <3
Spend the day with your girlfriend, match with her on every social media you both have, etc..

“Can we match babe? It’s july 13th!”