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July 16th

A day where the most clever, beautiful, smartest, funniest and kind people are born.

On some occasions they're meme lords and great guides to the internet.

-That man here has everything going for him.
-You bet! He was born on July 16th

-This guy born on July 16th is so intimidating, I could never talk to him...
-Don't hesitate! He's great, he will make you comfortable then laugh your ass off

by The_red_Ostara February 4, 2020

34πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


July 16th

July 16th is National Ask Someone Out Day!

James: Hey, do you know what day it is?
Cameron: Oh yeah! It’s July 16th, National Ask Someone Out Day! You should definitely ask out Chloe!

by Joe Momma21 November 12, 2019

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


July 16th

The day you were most likely born if you are looking this up

Chad: Ayyyy happy JULY 16TH
Brad:Thanks my man

by Frat boy101 November 3, 2019

51πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


July 16th

The day that the β€œbest friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are β€œsecrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022


July 16th

People born on July 16th are angels and u should never ever ever hurt them in ur entire life.
PERIOD.

Person: hey! What's ur bday?
Person 2: it's July 16th
Person: that explains why u are SO AMAZING

by Let's.just.forget December 17, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


July 16th

Its National Asshole Day!

Nows the time to acknowledge all the assholes in your life.

Sophie: Hey is July 16th!

Isaiah: Ok?

Sophie: Its National Asshole Day

Isaiah: And?

Sophie: You're an asshole

by Harassment1234 November 15, 2020

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


July 16th

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)

*july 16th 2020*
β€œwill you go out with me?” molly asked

β€œ:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

β€œi love you molly.”
β€œi love you too, so much.”

by peanug November 16, 2020

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